A friend and I were talking about the rough patch that she and her boyfriend are going through. She is monogamous, but knows that I am not. Her on-again, off-again boyfriend has been complaining that she has been going out with friends so much, and she is frustrated that he doesn't trust her.
"It could be worse, tell him he could be dealing with someone like me!"
"Yeah... how does that work, exactly?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well... do they all know about each other?"
"And they're ... okay with that?"
"Well they'd better be, since they're all fucking other people, too!"
Not even a deer in headlights could have looked funnier than her face at that moment.