My store is in the middle of a relocation, so there are people working with me that are not familiar with my lifestyle. I'm so used to my staff not batting an eye when I talk about the boys, so the following conversation was really funny:
"Just wait until Christmas! Think of all the fun, glitter filled things you will get!"
"Oh, I know. My boyfriend calls glitter the herpes of retail. I can't tell you how many times we'll be making dinner and he'll be picking it off me."
As soon as I said this, I watched as he looked directly at my wedding ring, and then I watched his face make that "wtf?!" expression. He turned very red, and all I could do was giggle and walk away.
I love being poly.