The Libertine and I are out to lunch:
Him: "Did that woman just say 'I praise God' over there?"
Me: "I think so. It makes me want to say cunnilingus really loudly. Or rimjob."
We keep eating, and the woman keeps loudly talking about how God wanted her to do whatever it was she was taking about.
Me: "I'll tell you what God would want me to do-"
Him, interjecting: "Cunnilingus?"